Vex not thy spirit at the course of things, for they heed not thy vexation.

I’ve always found that if your life is hurtling out of control, it’s best to bake a batch of chocolate chip cookies.

There’s something about seeing people when they have just wake up – before they have a chance to put on the face they show everyone else. There’s like this last hint of innocence.

It was colorful and elaborate – Kayla’s website, not the puke.

I’m proud to be a freak of nature.

Maybe if I had to boil it down to one easy sentence, it would be this: I believe in evolution, and I believe in God. I just haven’t worked out the details yet.

Besides, dressing like I want to be invisible only makes me feel weak. I have to be strong. So if that means wearing cute boots and nice pants and a sweet blue shirt that looks especially good on me today for some reason if I do say so myself, then so be it.

Lying is for the weak-minded. If you can’t think of a truthful way to solve your problems, you’re not thinking hard enough.

Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord, but sometimes it’s hard not to get a jump on it yourself.

So let me guess,” Casey said. “You have also failed to read Harry Potter.”I nodded.Casey collapsed against the nearest wall like he’d been shot.“Must...get...help...